16 Valid Responses To “When Are You Getting Married?”

Hard as it may be to believe, young Arabs get asked way too frequently when we are getting married. I know you’ve exhausted all your responses, so I’ve come up with a list you can use at the next gathering when your aunt gets on your case for being single AF.

 

1. Inshallah *go awaaaaay* inshallah

inshallah

 

 

2. After you get a divorce

giphy

 

3. …

fart

 

4. When we decide we’re ready for the next step, Rami Malek and I will do so

rami

 

5. After I figure out why the hell it’s any of your damn business

drake

 

6. When I get my hot mess of a life together… don’t hold your breath

zoe

 

 

7. Ain’t nobody got time for that

[iggy

 

8. Check back with me in never

oky

 

9. When singlism starts to suck

 

parks

 

10. How ’bout…

 

dumbfuck

 

11. Hey, look!

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12. Right after I’m done with my shawarma

ironman

 

13. When I find someone as awesome as me… so, never

kkkkk

 

14. I hear the economy in Antarctica is booming, maybe you move there

out

 

15. Ummmm…

obsessed

 

16. When I f*cking feel like it

slap

 

Originally published on Scoop Empire December 18, 2015

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