After living in the Middle East, I’ve gone through every eligible bachelors within a 50 mile radius via Tinder. The results so far have been mixed but entertaining to say the least. As a Tinder expert, my guy friends have reached out to me as to why girls swipe left on guys. For the clueless out there here are the 11 reasons girls reject you on Arab Tinder.
1. You have one picture
What are we supposed to do with that y3ni?
2. You’re mutual friends with my boss
No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
3. You’re wearing sunglasses in all your pictures
Is it me or do sunglasses make a 4 look like an 8?
4. You don’t look your age
We didn’t sign up for a guess game child or should we say grandpa?
5. Your bio is pretty much ‘ma tegi negi?’
That’s cool that you up front, we appreciate it but we also ain’t got no time for that.
6. You have the same name as my dad/brother
Nope, I do not wanna meet up with a Marwan. Go away.
7. You’re employed by ‘self employed’
Yeah, I’m not a sugar mama. Sorry, not sorry.
8. You look like a straight douche bag
Begad, eh el araf dah?
9. It appears that you have no friends
*looks up signs of a serial killer*
10. You have pictures with your wife
What. da. phuk.
11. Your pictures make no sense
Holding a cigarette and looking away from the camera, pretending to be on the phone posing next to a car that is clearly not yours.
12. You look like you’re on an all steroids diet
Do you even have a normal size penis anymore, bro?
13. You don’t where to place punctuation in a sentence
What , are you trying . to say ??
14. You have a bunch of pictures with random chicks
Who are evidently foreign girls that naively agreed to be in your picture.