15 Times We Literally Couldn’t Even with DJ Khaled

In light of recent news of DJ Khaled’s album “Major Key” to come out soon we started to reflect upon our odd relationship with the rapper, we found that sometimes we just can’t with him. We have nothing but the deepest of love for our Palestinian brethren, oustaz Khaled but we found that some of his *ahem* moments are a bit too much for us. Here are 15 times we just couldn’t with DJ Khaled.

 

That time he got lost at sea on a jet ski in the middle of the night

 

 

 

Refusing to deal with his headache

 

panadol

 

Just being an overall dumbass

played

 

 

Unnecessarily reassuring women of their intellect

you smart

 

Did Beyonce know that DJ Khaled is on her tour?!

arab money

 

The #DJKhaledCurse even caused the Miami Heat to lose LeBron James

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Running through the world’s supply of cocoa butter

resepct

 

Giving up life on land and becoming a mermaid

pool

 

Another one…another one eh!?Beykafeek!!!

oreo

 

His incessant need to document everything despite his fiancees protests

 

What did he do to even deserve this great honor?!

 

Having a keychain full of… “success”

major key

 

Believing he’s actually an overachiever

win

 

The time he truly thought he was the best…so he named his whole label after the unconfirmed fact

 

we the best

 

 

 

His abnormal paranoia of  “they”

tehy

 

Originally published on Scoop Empire May 30, 2016

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