27 Cannabis Products That’ll Turn Your Parents Out

1. To keep track of things

To keep track of things

Oh how they love to keep track of things.

2. “It’s good for wrinkles…not that you have any!”

"It's good for wrinkles...not that you have any!"

3. A throwback to when they used to get lit

A throwback to when they used to get lit

Warning: medication may lead to your parents calling your music is ‘trash’.

4. Calm those nerves you’ve been getting on since you popped out the womb

Calm those nerves you've been getting on since you popped out the womb

5. For those ~romantic~ evenings

For those ~romantic~ evenings

6. Speaking of romantic evenings…

Speaking of romantic evenings...

*Pretends parents don’t do THAT*

7. Introducing them to ‘wake and bake’

Introducing them to 'wake and bake'

Fire up the Keurig!

8. And a mug to match

And a mug to match

9. Mix it up at their minibar

Mix it up at their minibar

Via a.co

10. Have them rollin’ on 22k gold luster set

Have them rollin' on 22k gold luster set

Classy AF

11. Because Bengay is off brand

Because Bengay is off brand

12. A stylish smell-proof bag

A stylish smell-proof bag

13. A lil sum sum for their at home spa

A lil sum sum for their at home spa

Treat yo self Ma!

14. Mandatory for all cuisine connoisseurs

Mandatory for all cuisine connoisseurs

Obviously, this means I will be coming home for dinner more often.

15. And the only appliance they need in the kitchen

And the only appliance they need in the kitchen

JK they need other appliances to.

16. Upgrade their lip care

Upgrade their lip care

17. FAQ book on cannabis

FAQ book on cannabis

Cause you know they’re going to come equipped with a thousand and one questions.

18. Gym bag goody

Gym bag goody

Cause Zumba is their thing, again.

19. The POTpourri is already in every room

The POTpourri is already in every room

20. Amazing for all muscle pain

Amazing for all muscle pain

Actually, ALL the Whoopi and Maya products are game changers.

21. Didn’t they say they wanted to redecorate?

Didn't they say they wanted to redecorate?

22. If they complain about the smell

If they complain about the smell

23. You actually can’t wait for this year’s holiday card

You actually can't wait for this year's holiday card

24. Pineapple bath bomb

Pineapple bath bomb

When you want to send the parents on a tropical vacation, but you ain’t got it like that.

25. Help them can keep up their gardening hobby

Help them can keep up their gardening hobby

Cause that plant stays in season!

26. And the perfect date night movie

27. …and the perfect movie snack

...and the perfect movie snack
Originally published on BuzzFeed February 22, 2017

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