1. To keep track of things
Oh how they love to keep track of things.
2. “It’s good for wrinkles…not that you have any!”
3. A throwback to when they used to get lit
Warning: medication may lead to your parents calling your music is ‘trash’.
4. Calm those nerves you’ve been getting on since you popped out the womb
5. For those ~romantic~ evenings
6. Speaking of romantic evenings…
*Pretends parents don’t do THAT*
7. Introducing them to ‘wake and bake’
Fire up the Keurig!
8. And a mug to match
9. Mix it up at their minibar
10. Have them rollin’ on 22k gold luster set
11. Because Bengay is off brand
12. A stylish smell-proof bag
13. A lil sum sum for their at home spa
Treat yo self Ma!
14. Mandatory for all cuisine connoisseurs
Obviously, this means I will be coming home for dinner more often.
15. And the only appliance they need in the kitchen
JK they need other appliances to.
16. Upgrade their lip care
17. FAQ book on cannabis
Cause you know they’re going to come equipped with a thousand and one questions.
18. Gym bag goody
Cause Zumba is their thing, again.
19. The POTpourri is already in every room
21. Didn’t they say they wanted to redecorate?
22. If they complain about the smell
23. You actually can’t wait for this year’s holiday card
24. Pineapple bath bomb
When you want to send the parents on a tropical vacation, but you ain’t got it like that.
25. Help them can keep up their gardening hobby
Cause that plant stays in season!